Scrapbook Flasher

It is reported that a man went into a scrapbook store and flashed himself at the clerk, while a scrapbooking gathering was going on in the back of the store. The news stories are HERE, HERE, and HERE.

Apparently, the woman at the front counter was the only one who saw him ~ ALLLL of him ~ and I can’t help but wonder what would’ve happened had the *scrappers* seen the *flasher.* I can think of options involving adhesives, both permanent and repositionable. Then there’s glitter, rub-ons, and don’t forget flock! All those scissors, tools, and cutters at their disposal. Hmmm …

Okay, I can’t resist: Gives whole new meaning to the word “crop,” don’t it? Bwahahahaha!!

Just wanted to make you laugh on a Monday morning. If I made you spit cawfee on your screen, I’m so sorry (wink) …